Kitchen Basics: Toasters

The basic modern toaster. It still gets the job done.
The basic modern toaster. It still gets the job done.

We continue our discussion of basic appliances on the countertop. The appliances you choose will depend on what you do, what you like to eat and how much space you have. But I maintain that three appliances should be the maximum unless you have a full-size kitchen.

Have toast at your desk with a toaster that plugs into your computer's USB port.
The VW Microbus Toaster.

Compactness is important. This last appliance can be either large or small and light. My third choice for a countertop appliance is a toaster. That’s right, just a plain old toaster. Is there any better icon of modern American life than the humble toaster? They come in all sorts of colors, shapes, sizes and styles. There are toasters that look like Volkswagen Microbuses, psychedelic art, teapots and space-age jets. There are toasters that also cook eggs and ones that imprint the pirate Jolly Roger on your bread. There are toasters that look like computer hard drives and even one that plugs into your computer’s USB port. There’s a Hello Kitty toaster and one that mounts on the wall that spits out the toast like a Polaroid snapshot. Costs range from around $5 up to more than $200.

A cute hot air toaster gives you toasted bread in less than a minute.
A cute hot air toaster gives you toasted bread in less than a minute.
Make a whole breakfast with this toaster/egg cooker.
Make a whole breakfast with this toaster/egg cooker.


All you really need, of course, is something that makes toast, bagels, English muffins, waffles and toaster pastries. There are a lot of frozen products on the market now made to work in a toaster. Look for something that doesn’t take up too much space, has slots wide enough for a bagel and has a stay-cool type casing. And remember to empty the crumb tray on a regular basis. I guess toasters can be fun, especially for kids. But all I want is something that makes toast. If that makes me a boring bachelor, so be it.

Have toast at your desk with a toaster that plugs into your computer's USB port.
Argh, me maties. The Pirate Toaster adds is\t’s own distinct mark.
Have toast at your desk with a toaster that plugs into your computer's USB port.
Have toast at your desk with a toaster that plugs into your computer’s USB port.

Now you may be someone who’s an athlete and drinks protein shakes, so one of your appliances would have to be a blender. If you do a lot of cooking, you might find a food processor the thing you use the most. Just remember the rule that you have a limited amount of space, so choose wisely.

This toaster printer is a cool way to make this breakfast standard a little more interesting.
This Hello Kitty toaster printer is a cool way to make this breakfast standard a little more interesting.